If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Today's sessions
Eastend Today: 15:40 18:10 20:40
Prospect Today: 16:10 18:40 21:00
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Rating: M
Runtime: 113 mins
Director: Mary Bronstein
Actors: Rose Byrne, Ivy Wolk, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, A$ap Rocky

Session Times

Eastend Cinemas
Mon, Nov 17:
15:40 18:10 20:40

Tue, Nov 18:
15:40 18:40 21:00

Wed, Nov 19:
15:40 18:40 21:00

Prospect Cinemas
Mon, Nov 17:
16:10 18:40 21:00

Tue, Nov 18:
16:10 18:40 21:00

Wed, Nov 19:
16:10 18:40 21:00

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