If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

WINNER
Golden Globes - Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical -- Rose Byrne

NOMINATED
Academy Awards - Best Actress in a Leading Role -- Rose Byrne
BAFTA - Best Actress in a Leading Role -- Rose Byrne

Release Date: Nov 13, 2025

Rating: M

Runtime: 113 mins

Director: Mary Bronstein

Actors: Rose Byrne, Christian Slater, A$ap Rocky, Conan O'Brien

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